I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind. – Patrick Dennis
In a world where political correctness has grown like a 6 week old sandwich found in the bottom of a school bag, I find joy in reading humour from others. Some of my favourite authors are comedic writers. Think Bill Bryson. Here inA Short History of Nearly Everything…
“In France, a chemist named Pilatre de Rozier tested the flammability of hydrogen by gulping a mouthful and blowing across an open flame, proving at a stroke that hydrogen is indeed explosively combustible and that eyebrows are not necessarily a permanent feature of one’s face.”
Or perhaps the great Chelsea Handler, whose personal assistant inspired the naming of my cat. From My Horizontal Life.
“At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.”
And of course, if you have not read Tina’ Fey’s Bossypants, you need to get onto that toot suite (or is that sweet?)
“Instead of trying to fit an impossible ideal, I took a personal inventory of all my healthy body parts for which I am grateful: Straight Greek eyebrows. They start at the hairline at my temple and, left unchecked, will grow straight across my face and onto yours.”
And of course there are hundreds of piss your pants funny blogs out there, dishing up the giggles everyday. Here are a few of my favourites.
The Bloggess. A love her due to her complete randomness. The Grand Lady of funny blogs. Click here.
Georgia writes this blog, which is full of WTF moments, booze, funny grandparent stories and how she always tries to con her way into Business Class on a plane. Click here.
Clint Gregan writes Reservoir Dad. We started blogging around the same time. I have watched Clint drink a bottle of red wine with Commonwealth Bank Big Wigs at a fancy lunch. Read about it here.
A relative newcomer on the block, she is middle aged, middle class and married. She likes writing about naked men, celebrities, random stuff and is one to keep on your radar. Visit here.
and finally…
A naturally engaging writer, Emma likes a solid rant in between delivering side-splitting prose. She is currently writing a novel, and keeps getting stuck on the sex scene. Click here.
So there you have it. A round up of some daily giggles, all on offer should you require some cheering up.
Do you love a funny blog that I don’t know about?
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